Overview

Sip endless cocktails using swirly straws and cool off from manned tree palm fans
Boogie-woogie all night to the groovy tunes of my favorite bands

Vacations with my family are always a mixed bag.
Those memories come at a cost with a hefty price tag
From annoying siblings and hauling luggage with the weight of slag
To sharing a bed with a pisser and not someone you’d want to shag
I would scrag for a drama free flee-cation to let fly my freak flag

Preferably somewhere I could land a nice tan and lie on the sand
Get a deep tissue, lose all issues, massage from a lass with tough hands
Enough to dislodge the stick from my ass and relish in a place where time stands
Sip endless cocktails using swirly straws and cool off from manned tree palm fans
Boogie-woogie all night to the groovy tunes of my favorite bands

I would dine in the dunes of the cape, spare no dime for my needed escape
Drink the best of wine to wash down creamy crepes, share my ‘prescribed’ weed vape
Ignore every caution sign and red tape; let my safari charter its own course and take its shape
I would cross every line without a yoke on my nape; woebegone, insecurities I would scrape
Until then I’m fine with my life as it undrapes; ambrosia, I’ll soon eat those sweet, sweet grapes.

WRITER: WAIGUMO